The 2nd, 3rd and 4th, you have a bright idea. Make that two bright ideas. Or three bright ideas. Oh heck, you might have so many bright ideas, you can't even begin to count them -- and why waste your time? Instead of counting your bright ideas, spend the first part of the month implementing all those great thoughts at work. By the time of the month is over, you might not even recognize your workplace: You'll have rejuvenated flagging projects, injected a few flabby ideas with a real spritz of life and, like it or not, you'll have redone the office colors while you're at it. You're incredible! Don't fret if you come across a problem on the 8th or 9th. You know just how to handle it! By the 14th, you'll be ready to spend the day taking control wherever control needs to be taken (you're just good that way, what can you say?). The 19th, you are super-active -- well, if the office demands it, that's how it's got to be. The 22nd, step back and ask yourself if everything is really heading in the direction you want it to be. Who are you doing this for anyway? Hopefully, the answer is you. If that isn't the answer, it's time to reevaluate. The 27th and 28th, you help your coworkers discard a worthless procedure. The 30th, you wrap up the month the way it started: incredible!